Back in my college days, when I was married (to my first husband), we had a big wedding, and a series of wonderful wedding showers. It seems like the most popular gift items that popped up were numerous casserole dishes and…crockpots. I don’t remember just how many crockpots we were given to us, but I do remember the number of items we chose to take to the Returns counter at Wal-Mart was sizeable. I couldn’t conceive of using more than one CrockPot, or multiples of any other plug-in kitchen appliance, at that point.
I also could not conceive of actually using sherbet glasses, and a six-piece set of them was there in our cart amidst the duplicate crockpots, as we stood in the very slow line at the Returns counter, waiting our turn. I felt sort of bad about the sherbet glasses…they had been given to us by one of my best guy friends, who had gone to some trouble to pick them out, and I remembered the look on his face when we opened the gift…like we had just been given a rare treasure.
He’s the sort of best friend you could go to the symphony with, go hiking with and knew all the types of trees by their leaves and bark, who knew all the composers and numbers of movements, who could speak and write in several different languages, who knew the names of wines and the capitols of all the countries of the world. Who liked fine art, too. And obviously iced desserts. Who knew how to pronounce Sherbet without an R, unlike my childhood when we thought it was Sherbert, wherein our Great Uncle Herbert forever got the nickname Uncle Sherbert.
But I digress…
It was at the point of ruminating about my friend, his selection of these tasteful sherbet glasses, and how to never EVER divulge to him that I was trading them in for something more useful, that I happened to mention to my husband how awful it would be if we ran into anyone who had actually given us any of these Return items. Especially Sherbet Glass Friend. We were hoping to essentially trade some things we knew we did not need for a couple sets of nice sheets and other items we could get with store credit. We both chuckled at how awkward it would be if such a scenario unfolded, especially if You-Know-Who happened to see us standing in this line just now. Wal-Mart, after all, was one of his favorite haunts.
No sooner had those words left my mouth, than I heard my name being called…only feet behind me…from the store entrance.
Oh Yes. It WAS. It was Sherbet Glass Guy. And his fiancee.
In the seconds it took me to grasp the situation, I tried to position myself to bar our return items from easy view. Of course, the sherbet glass set was right on top. I tried a friendly innocuous “heya!” greeting, but Sherbet Glass Guy, being the close friend that he was, and pathologically curious about all things Newlywed, came over to peer into our basket.
Yep. I remember it to this day. Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart, which thankfully is not that much any more.
“My sherbet glasses!!” (said with a completely abject look of betrayal)
And my hopelessly lame attempt to explain, something along the lines of ”They are so nice, but I’m not so sure we’ll really use them, so we…”
Interrupted by a withering “WELL. I can tell you you don’t need to try exchanging them HERE. I did NOT get them at Wal-Mart!”
Very awkward moment. Totally busted in the Customer Service line. Yep. And he wasn’t making it any easier. He was acting like the sherbet glasses were crystal and had our names engraved on them. For a moment I panicked, wondering if Martha Washington had once used them, if they were some Sotheby’s vintage find, if the Vanderbilts had once had an entire service of just this type of sherbet glass.
Nah.
But I did feel about two inches tall, and knowing me well enough, he knew that and was slightly enjoying it.
(And has rubbed it in by reminding me of it ever since. At which point I remind him of the time he left his goldfish bowl on top of his dorm radiator and forgot that they were turning the radiators on that day…but we won’t go there)
He drew himself up with wounded dignity, obviously upset and not a little insulted, and with his fiancee in tow angled toward another part of the store, and my husband and I breathed a huge sigh of…something. We could not believe the irony.
And that’s how we continued to feel as we unexpectedly happened upon Sherbet Glass Friend and his fiancee multiple times ALL THROUGHOUT the store for the next hour. There was just no hiding.
Thankfully, we returned all those Crockpots unscathed.
I’ve not yet had the need for those sherbet glasses in the past twenty-something years, but I have wished for some of those Crockpots back.
No, I don’t do paid endorsements, blah blah blah. Slow crockery cookers by any name are something I’ve found a new appreciation for as we are trying to simplify.
They’re cheaper than using our oven.
Easy to clean.
They don’t need a lot of counter space.
And they make some great slow-cook foods, such as beans, chili, dips, soups, etc.
The actual crocks themselves can be used for recipes calling for ceramic or glass crocks, such as sauerkraut or other fermented things.
And so on and so on…I hardly need to list the obvious. Crockpots are sort of an American standby, but mine had fallen out of use for many years.
Now that we’re doing more Slow Foods, I’ve discovered it’s actually time-consuming…it’s definately slow! But slow can be good, if it’s mix and forget, and that’s where the ol’ crockpot has been dusted off and put back into service.
My favorites are the slow-cooked beans, roasting chicken, soups, cooking mixed veggies for fillings (think pot pie, etc), and sauces. They perk along till they’re needed, and the leftover quantity can be frozen, etc, for other meals. Paired with a quick-cook items such as rice, noodles, steamed veggies, etc, you can quickly assemble a delicious slow-cooked meal…fast.
So slow-cooking has become our “fast food.”
My former cooking days used to incorporate processed foods a lot more…like Velveeta, cream-of-whatever soups, packets of dry onion soup mix. It’s not so hard adapting to real foods instead of those with a lot of preservatives and chemicals when slow cooking, though. It’s just a matter of adjusting in small ways and making it more familiar over time.
I’ve linked below to a recipe we tried recently that we enjoy, and that we’ll keep tweaking till it’s fully “ours.” It’s from a great website I found recently called A Year of Crockpotting, and wish I had found sooner, from a blogger who cooked for one full year using only her crockpot. There are so many resources online for ideas!
Using our slow cooker has saved us a good deal of electricity that otherwise we’d be using heating an entire oven. If for no other reason than that one alone, it was worth trying my hand again at utilizing this little kitchen tool…seeing as how I probably won’t have a wood stove to set a cast iron dutch oven on to simmer some fabulous country cooking on any time soon
Here’s the link to the recipe we tried recently, Indian Butter Chicken (Chicken Mahkani)…we like Indian food a lot! I substituted a pinch of cardamom for the pods, upped the quantity just a tad for most of the spices, and added a pinch of cumin and liberally garnished each serving with fresh chopped cilantro. The recipe doesn’t call for salt, so be sure to add it to taste at the end…makes a difference. We enjoyed ours with hot basmati rice…yum!
Of course you’ll want to finish things off with some sherbet.
In some very special sherbet glasses. That of COURSE you can never exchange at Wal-Mart (without years of guilt, at least)
But nevermind…back to the cookin’ talk….
What’s your standby slow-cooker meal? I’d like to further expand our crockpot recipe repertoire!








What a funny story! I’m looking forward to checking out the year of crock-pot website…
ham hocks and beans…. smells wonderful, tastes even better.
this is a stove top recipe but with slight modification works great in the crock pot. my kids like it with cornbread or fresh wheat bread, butter and honey or jam and some fried green tomatoes if you have them…. just egg wash if you want it, dredge in cornmeal and deep fry till golden brown
3 to 5 heavily smoked ham hocks
2 lbs. dry pinto beans, washed & cleaned
1 lg. onion, chopped
3 lg. cloves garlic ( i like a lot of garlic so i use 5 or 6)
2 bay leaves
place ham hocks, onion and garlic into a large cooking pot. Add enough water to fill the pot about 3/4 full. boil 1 to 2 hours or until the hocks are tender. add pinto beans and water as necessary and continue cooking 1 to 2 hours more until the beans are done. if you soaked the beans before hand, the time required for this part may be reduced. if you like them zesty, a couple of Jalapeno peppers can be added. i like to cook mine until the beans begin to fall apart and the broth begins to look like thick bean soup.
serves 6-8.
We cool a lot of dry beans in ours
They come out perfect every time!
We also usually make our liquid soap in the crock pot, it’s nice not to have to stand over the stove monitoring the heat for hours at a time!
I make all kinds of things in my crock pot, including my apple butter each fall (that’s definitely Mr Chiots favorite crock pot use).
I’m a big fan of any kind of soup, chile, chicken, etc. Some corn bread in the oven and soup, can’t beat that for a warming winter meal!
I have much to learn about the crockpot. But I am now completely converted to it when it comes time to cook beans. I have had the most rotten luck when it comes to cooking beans over the years. Truly. I now suspect that beans cannot be cooked well in metal pots. They say so in some parts of Italy, especially Tuscany, where they traditionally cooked white beans overnight in an emptied glass wine flask tucked into the embers of a fire. How’s that for evocative?
I’ve got a pot of our homegrown Cherokee Trail of Tears beans on the counter right now. Should be ready for jazzing up by dinner time.
I love my crockpot. It is great to come home after work to a house that smells delicous. I like to make, soups, chili, chicken and dumplings, chicken cacciatore, pot roast, ribs, many meals come out terrific in them.
I really enjoyed your story. I can’t help but ask did Mr. Sherbet get over the return and are you all still friends?
I don’t have a crockpot, but I use crockpot recipes and then pop them in my solar oven. Works perfectly, assuming the sun is shining, of course.
I have a confession. Crock pots drive me crazy. Everything most people use a crock pot for, I cook on top of the stove. My beans come out great on the stove…crunchy in the crock pot. My stews are hearty and wonderful on the stove…but unevenly cooked in the crock pot. Do I just have a bad crock??
And about energy…does it take more to simmer the crock pot for 10 hours, or the stovetop for one hour?
that sounds just like something that would happen to me!!
i think that if someone saw you returning an item you had several of, it wouldn’t be so bad…
so, did walmart let you return the sherbet glasses??? (i never knew such things existed!)
That crockpotting for a year blog is great! I found a comment encouraging readers to check and see if their slow cooker/crock pot had been recalled, so I googled and found out mine had! I now will be receiving a new slow cooker from Hamilton Beach for free! That has made my day…(and yes, my handle did fall off years ago which is what the recall is about. I bought mine maybe 5-7 years ago…)
I use my crockpot probably at least once a week. BBQ ribs is one of our favorites or chicken or a big roast. I’ve never been a fan of veggies slow cooked- we’re all gone too long during the day and they always seem mushy by the time I get home. I do use it to make chili and beany soups though and it’s great. I’ll have to check out that website.
I’ve recently rediscovered my crock pot and am delighted with it.
Emily, it’s my understanding that the crockpot uses very little energy, but its real advantage for is that you can let it do its thing while everyone but the cats (who can’t be trusted to keep an eye on things) are out. I don’t like to do that with stuff on the stove.
I am addicted to “A Year in Crockpotting’s” applesauce recipe!
4 big apples, sliced and quartered (I chop them to make smoother sauce)
1/2 cup water
2-3 Tbsp lemon juice
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1 Tbsp (I use about 1/2 Tbsp) brown sugar
Throw everything in and leave on low 4-6 hours. Squish with a fork or potato masher and devour instantly. Yum!
I just want to know if you are still friends with sherbet glass guy? Did you get invited to HIS wedding?
debbieo
Hi all
Yes, Sherbet Glass Guy and I are still lifelong friends, and we enjoy rubbing in the embarrassing stories whenever possible
I’m not sure about the comparison of energy usage compared to a stovetop, but I would normally have cooked most of the meals in the actual oven, which I’m sure would have used a lot more energy for long cook times.
Those recipes looks delicious…shall have fun trying your recommendations…yum…thanks for sharing! Can’t do the pork, but I’m guessing smoked turkey might impart a similar wonderful smokiness to beans?
Thanks so much for the new ideas!
Robbyn/thebackforty
P.S. Tansy, I have a rare gift for getting myself into those situations, ha! And like you, I didn’t know there was such a thing as sherbet glasses. No, Wal-Mart didn’t take them back. Those sherbet glasses dogged my steps for several years, never getting used but always getting pulled out for view when Sherbet Glass Guy was over. Then I grew up and sold them in a yard sale.
I hope he’s not reading this post….
I have a GREAT roast beef au jus recipe posted on my sidebar if you hop over and take a look. I’ve been making it for years now and it’s so good. Leftovers freeze well and then I save the extra liquid to make beef noodle soup the next day. It’s one of my favorites to make when I have company coming and I don’t want to be stuck in the kitchen. Pair it with fresh french bread and it’s oohh so good!
I don’t use a crockpot that very much, but what I do love is my pressure cooker (I know, separate thing, but still)…. many of the same advantages as a crockpot, and I am wary of leaving things plugged in/running with heat when I am not at home. I use it for cooking dry beans, potatoes/sweet potatoes/turnips/etc, and my family uses it for rice as well (I don’t really eat that, but they love it) and it goes super-fast – usually 1/2 hour at most. It is one of the things that I always took for granted as “normal” as a child – it is just there in Indian homes. Only as an adult have I learned that many have not cooked using it.
To answer Emily’s question, I’m not sure about the difference between different crockpots. I do know that some recipes I try end up with a weird scorched taste in my crockpot, but are better on the stovetop. However, if left on the stovetop on Warm too long, it changes the taste of some things, too. Maybe it’s up to trial and error? I’ll roast chicken in mine, but not do soups with meat in them…those I do in less time on the stove.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I LOVE Indian food so I can’t wait to make this recipe. And I love using my crockpot, so what a combo!
I like to cook a lot of things in mine, but one of my favorites is pot roast. Yum.